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pitali muja :bolan mujo sta bi ti da rokne atomska bomba..a mujo ce:ma ko je jebe ja bi skupio zenu i djecu pa u njemačku..

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Vicevi o Yugiću....jelte..neki od nas su ih imali...neki ih jos imaju...


Q: How do you upgrade a Yugo car?
A: Put in an engine.

Q: Why do Yugos have heated rear windows?
A: To keep your hands warm when you're pushing
them.

Q: How do you make accelerate a Yugo from 0 to 100
km in
10 seconds?
A: Push it off the top of a cliff.

Q. What's the difference between a Yugo and the principal's office?
A. It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.

Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Yugo user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.

> > Q: What is the sport-version of Yugo?
> > A: The driver wears Nike shoes.
> >
> > Q: What do you call a Yugo at the top of a hill?
> > A: A miracle.
> >
> > Q: What do you call two Yugos at the top of a
> hill?
> > A: A mirage.
> >
> > Q: What do you call a Yugo with twin exhausts?
> > A: A wheelbarrow
> >
> > Q: How do you double the value of a Yugo?
> > A: Half fill it with gasoline!
> >
> > Q: How do you make a Yugo look good?
> > A: Park it between two Mercedes!
> >
> > Q: What to you call a Yugo with brakes?
> > A: Customized.
> >
> > Q: What do you have to do if your Yugo gets in the
> way of
> a swarm of killer
> > bees?
> > A: Stop pushing and take refuge into the car.
> >
> > Q: What is the Yugo owner's most ardent wish?
> > A: To buy a car.
> >
> > Q: What do you call a Yugo with a seat belt?
> > A: A rucksack.
> >
> > Q: How do you make a Yugo go faster uphill?
> > A: Throw out the passenger.
> >
> > Q: How do you make a Yugo go faster downhill?
> > A: Turn off the engine.
> >
> > Q: What do you call a Yugo with a flat tire?
> > A: A write off

blento oćeš ti teške tjelesne ozljede od mene i mate????
je li ????
ha?

eeeee sad mi te dosta sve mi mozes spominjat ali auto tj. kola ne diraj uspijo si dospijet na vrh top 10 ljudi koji su mi se zamjerili prvi si na tablici i jedini sade kad ides lec pripazi dobro mozda ja cucim s pajserom u kutu sobice ti tvoje i ne idi mracnim ulicama osveta ce bit strasna :twisted: bi afrejd bi veri afrejd....

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